The millennials talk true crime and show off their best skills as armchair detectives. Come for the discussion of how personal tragedies and grisly murders turn into entertainment, stay for the rehashing of dick jokes on "American Vandal."
The millennials talk about the pros and cons of tattoos. As always, the conversation veers off on tangents like what if tattoos were permanently scented. And why would people get tattoos of subway lines or gas station logos. Alexa and Chloe both have dog stories for their human interactions.
This week Alexa and Chloe put their future podcast sponsorship opportunities at risk. They talk about subscription boxes, from the mega-popular Blue Apron to the lesser known Meowbox. In Human Interactions, Chloe reports from flooded streets, and Alexa learns about the perils of being a Lyft driver.
This week, the millennials talk about the most divisive (and most reptilian) member of their generation: Taylor Swift.
Meow. Meow. Meow. The millennials are overcome with love for Alexa's new cat, Lola. The furry princess makes an appearance, but only on her terms. Chloe and Alexa also talk about cat ownership, cat memes and cat film festivals.
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Alexa and Chloe are off this week, so enjoy this stimulating episode from earlier this year.
The millennials talk this week about how their generation is both ruining and improving transportation, golf carts, and how Uber is potentially a giant bubble (IT'S NOT PROFITABLE!!).
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BACK! After some unexpected technical difficulties, the millennials are thrilled to be back on the air and in your ears. To celebrate, Chloe and Alexa discuss movies manufactured to appeal to millennials. The conversation veers off the beaten path as the hosts share strong opinions about Ghostbusters, Shia Labeouf and Tom Cruise.
The millennials discuss the language of doggos and puppers. They also explore they're deep fascination with We Rate Dogs, famous Instagram pooches and the banal entertainment of the Dodo.
Hi Target Demo lovers, listeners and haters--
On Monday, June 12, Alexa looked at our podcast feed and noticed that something was wrong. All 32 of the previous episodes in the feed had disappeared, and the name "Target Demo" had been removed.
It's unclear at this point exactly what has happened, but the Millennials are working with both Squarespace and iTunes to pinpoint the problem and fix it. That means it may affect our regular release schedule and delay the episode we would have normally put out on Wednesday, June 14.
In the mean time, don't unsubscribe from the random, new podcast you have in your feed. (Right now it's called "Super Secret Film Blog" for some reason, but that's us! We promise!)
We'll update as soon as we make some progress.
<3 -- Alexa & Chloe
This week, the millennials talk delivery services, for groceries and prepared food. Alexa votes for a future completely run by robots and Chloe has some trouble guessing what stoners are ordering on 4/20.
Plus: are there just too many delivery services?
In human interactions: Alexa makes some new single-serving friends, and Chloe witnesses some craziness during Myrtle Beach Bike Week.
Target Demo turns 30! The 30th episode means the podcast is officially a millennial too! Chloe and Alexa explore the strange world of robot servants a.k.a virtual assistants a.k.a. disembodied female voices like Siri, Alexa, Google Now and more. There is some serious Alexa vs. Alexa conflict. In human interactions, Alexa defends D.C. and Chloe defends the millennial generation at work.
The millennials ponder life's eternal questions. What is the best alcoholic summer beverage? Why is mezcal so popular right now? Why on earth do Disney-princess-themed cocktails exist? Chloe also subjects Alexa to a boozy question game. Human interactions involve one bearded Brooklyn bartender and one beast of a pool player.
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This week, the millennials discuss money--fun trends (people who live off airline miles), sad trends (the fact that we're all slaves to student debt), and weird trends (WTF, fabric softener?). Stay tuned for human interactions, this week featuring a split-personality waiter and a real-life explosion.
Even though they are part of a generation of "work martyrs" who apparently hate taking breaks, the millennials talk about vacations in this week's episode. Alexa and Chloe explore unusual millennial travel trends, like Yelp reviews and food destinations. On the way, the girls discuss sharks, "Chef's Table", and Disney princesses. Chloe gets trapped by beer and yoga pants in her human interaction. Alexa realizes that "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" holds up terribly as an adult.
The girls tackle a common circumstance of modern millennial life -- living with a roommate. Rather than fully deal with the economic and social structures than make roommates necessary, Chloe and Alexa joke about LaCroix, Honest Tea and a coven of Rachels terrorizing Manhattan. As always, they also reminisce about human interactions.
The millennials take a moment to make fun of their generation this episode as they talk about satire about millennials, for millennials, and some things we just missed when we watched The Princess Bride as children (oops).
**SIDE NOTE*** This episode was recorded on Sunday, Feb. 19. In the intervening time, West Elm has taken the Peggy off its website!!
Here's the article the millennials discuss: Why does this couch from West Elm suck so much?
And, for your viewing pleasure:
This episode, Alexa and Chloe offer lots of advice to suggest that they know what they're doing. (Nobody really knows what they're doing in 2017 anyway, so the millennials pretend they do.) Listen for the importance of credit card miles, to do lists and therapy. Plus: Dave Chappelle and single-serving friends.
Want to read more?
"A Beginner's Guide to Starting Therapy," BuzzFeed
"Kindly Shut the Hell Up About 'Adulting,'" Cosmopolitan
Coffee -- the magical elixir that keeps millennials alive. Chloe and Alexa justify their life choices to drink as much black coffee as humanly possible. Their love for coffee is bottomless, even as economists and health journalists shame the generation for its expensive caffeine addiction. The girls wrap up the episode with New Years human interactions and remind everyone of the most fun holiday of the year -- #BurritoBurritoDay (January 13)!